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The Number Bleth displays curiosity over this substance. It would appear as though the substance imbues one with great energy. The Number Bleth sees no reason that it should partake in such consumption. The Number Bleth has all the energy it needs to function accordingly. The Number Bleth would be remiss, however, if it dwelled solely on the topic of itself. The object of this assessment is coffee, not The Number Bleth. The Number Bleth often wonders what reprecussions would amount from ingesting an excess of this substance. Perhaps one would explode from the sheer volume of coffee ingested. Perhaps one would become so active as to suffer from cardiac arrest. Perhaps one’s brain would swell from the resulting insomnia. The Number Bleth should both like and dislike seeing such things, as it would be informative, but also horrifying. The Number Bleth wishes to note that the boost of energy granted by coffee can be exaggerated in animated media. The Number Bleth was once party to the viewing of a movie where a digitally animated 3-dimensional squirrel had consumed coffee, and proceeded to run off into the distance at ludicrous speeds. The Number Bleth had several things going on in its mind at that point, including a statement involving a four-letter expletive. The Number Bleth hopes that it will not be party to those thoughts in this particular plane again, though The Number Bleth believes such thoughts are commonplace among those of this plane. The Number Bleth imagines that a mixture of coffee and a being diagnosed with Tourette’s syndrome might produce a very interesting result. The Number Bleth has noticed that coffee comes in many different forms. Cappucino, Expresso, Ice Cream, Mocha, and Latte are but a few that come to mind. The Number Bleth is pleased at this endeavor to make something more varied for the beings on this plane. The Number Bleth would find it disappointing to see a canine lap up black coffee when it prefers Mocha. The Number Bleth wishes to leave with a recommendation: Drink responsibly, and carry some sleeping pills.

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